Ah yes, the EDF Energy advert. It makes me smile every time. You've probably seen it, but enjoy.
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One Thing: Together in electric dreams
Posted April 19, 2012
One Thing: Panda performance pressure could make for a case of 'wilting bamboo'
Posted April 3, 2012
This really isn't the best time to be a panda, particularly a male one. Not only are you limited to when you can get your panda nookie, the entire world is waiting for a report on your performance!
Yes, today, it would appear, was an ideal day for Edinburgh Zoo's panda couple, Yang Guang and Tian T…
One Thing: Laughing in the face of luck, I've bought my own purse
Posted March 12, 2012
It's apparently bad luck to purchase yourself a new purse (or wallet). Why? I don't know but it's something I've known my entire life and every time I've needed a new purse I've duly handed someone else the money (or demanded it as a present).
However, a purse I got someone else to buy only a f…
One Thing: The Scottish Sun decides referendum date
Posted February 26, 2012
The Sun newspaper launched its Sunday edition today and in Scotland they had a WORLD EXCLUSIVE. Yes, before the consultation is even finished and before there's been any real debate the Scottish Sun (on Sunday) declared the referendum for independence will be held on Saturday October 18 2014! Dun, …
One Thing: Bra, brew and a big hullabaloo...
Posted February 2, 2012
Big out cry today because a beer called "Top Totty", which has been on sale in the Strangers' Bar in Westminster since 2007, suddenly began to offend people. Why? Because the picture on the tap shows a cartoon woman in a bra (and bunny ears and a bow tie but I assume they didn't cause the trouble).…
One Thing: Moussa Ibrahim caught...again. Maybe...
Posted January 20, 2012
Reports that Moussa Ibrahim has been captured. He was Gadaffi's spokesman. Came out with hilarious lines about the rebels not being in Tripoli when they had all but captured it, things like that. He was likened to Comical Ali (Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf), Saddam's Minister for (hilarious) Information.…
Captain of a ship? Then don't show it off
Posted January 17, 2012
If you're the captain of a cruise ship carrying over 4,200 people there are a few things you should refrain from doing. One of them is - don't be tempted to show off your vehicle.
Much like a boy racer exhibiting his first Ford Escort, Francesco Schettino decided to show off his ship by dangerously s…
One Thing: Salmond is out of the country CHANGE THE LOCKS
Posted January 15, 2012
One Thing: Alex Salmond is out the of the country at the moment. He's in Abu Dhabi. What's worrying is that he'll be addressing world leaders at the World Future Energy Summit. What's urgent is that he's out of the country for a while! CHANGE THE LOCKS!
One Thing: SNP and their new members...
Posted January 14, 2012
One Thing: The SNP keep Tweeting about how many extra members they've received since they announced the date for the referedum. Anything between 150 and 300 new members depending whose Tweets you read. One word: Propaganda. They're not Tweeting about those people who leave them. Now tell me, for a p…
OneThing: Alex Salmond is not Nick Clegg
Posted January 12, 2012
One thing: Tonight Alex Salmond has enforced a major point. He made sure that viewers of Newsnight knew that he wasn't Nick Clegg. Glad he cleared up that confusion.
One Thing: Two things, Syria and Salmond
Posted January 10, 2012
Two things: In Syria Assad has said he'll go if it's the will of the people. (Look out the window sunshine).
And Alex Salmond has said there is no way a referendum will be held on Bannockburn Day in 2014 and dismisses it as "stuff and nonsense".
He's now holding an emergency cabinet meeting to det…
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