One Thing: Bra, brew and a big hullabaloo...

Posted February 2, 2012

Big out cry today because a beer called "Top Totty", which has been on sale in the Strangers' Bar in Westminster since 2007, suddenly began to offend …

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One Thing: Moussa Ibrahim caught...again. Maybe...

Posted January 20, 2012

Reports that Moussa Ibrahim has been captured. He was Gadaffi's spokesman. Came out with hilarious lines about the rebels not being in Tripoli when th…

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Captain of a ship? Then don't show it off

Posted January 17, 2012

If you're the captain of a cruise ship carrying over 4,200 people there are a few things you should refrain from doing. One of them is - don't be temp…

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One Thing: Salmond is out of the country CHANGE THE LOCKS

Posted January 15, 2012

One Thing: Alex Salmond is out the of the country at the moment. He's in Abu Dhabi. What's worrying is that he'll be addressing world leaders at the W…

One Thing: SNP and their new members...

Posted January 14, 2012

One Thing: The SNP keep Tweeting about how many extra members they've received since they announced the date for the referedum. Anything between 150 a…

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OneThing: Alex Salmond is not Nick Clegg

Posted January 12, 2012

One thing: Tonight Alex Salmond has enforced a major point. He made sure that viewers of Newsnight knew that he wasn't Nick Clegg. Glad he cleared up …

One Thing: Two things, Syria and Salmond

Posted January 10, 2012

Two things: In Syria Assad has said he'll go if it's the will of the people. (Look out the window sunshine). 

And Alex Salmond has said there is no wa…

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